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Paddle boarding in Deep Cove yesterday. |
It's day two and I'm going insane.
My alarm went off this morning probably 10 times and I shut it off every single time, thinking "5 more minutes, and I will get ready and go pick up my second days worth of grass water". Yeah I had to book it over there this morning to pick them up. 10 minutes before 8, I quickly threw on some clothes and forgot to put on any makeup to make myself look put together and decent whilst picking up my trendy juices. Sunglasses would suffice. As I was driving there I stumbled upon the Mexican radio station and blared it in my car and to be honest I had no idea what they were saying. But it was awesome and I think I found my favourite new radio station. I would rather listen to a rambling radio DJ in Spanish than in English, because either way I'm not really paying attention and Spanish sounds way better.
I got there and returned my six glass mason jars that they gave me yesterday morning, and when I arrived they had all the juices ready to go for me. It was a quick 30 second pickup, thank god because all I wanted was to crawl back into bed and sleep for the remainder of this cleanse.
So if you're wondering what will happen to your body when you do a juice cleanse, let me fill you in. Don't do it.
Ever. Just eat healthy and you won't need to do the cleanse. I thought this would be a wonderful experience where I would feel energized and happy and my pimples would disappear and I would be a totally new person in 3 days. So far all I have to show is a bitchy mood,
constant hunger, and I can't even string a sentence together straight. Oh and the dreams, I had such vivid dreams last night. I am going to make a list of pros and cons for any of you who are thinking of doing a cleanse, of course it probably would have helped if I prepared to do it and didn't gorge myself with jalapeno cheese bread the day before. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend doing that either.
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I have also been drinking coconut water for extra potassium. |
So I'm going to go with the pros first, let me think long and hard about this one...
1. It feels good to get in all the veggies + way more than you would need in a day
2. I feel very hydrated
3. I feel lighter already, I think I pooped out 3 lbs
4. I had brief moments of clarity and happiness
5. For about 10 minutes yesterday I had energy
6. While doing this cleanse it has given me extra time to plan my schedule out
Here are the cons.
1. I have to pee every 5 minutes
2. I have to do the other thing every 30 minutes, or I keep thinking I do and then nothing happens, and then EVERYTHING happens
3. I am starving all the time
4. My mind is foggy, and I day dream a lot. & I lose my train of thought when I am talking.
5. I am irritable
6. For some reason it feels like my head is pulsing, with a mild head ache
7. I almost passed out walking up a hill, which is not normal for me
8. I have to drink a juice every two hours, so it gives me little time to go out and do what I want
I am still trying to decide if this is a good thing or bad thing for my body. From doing my research on the internet, half the nutritionists support it and half of them don't. So it's a tough call. The only advice I can give is listen to your body. Some websites say that if you're feeling dizzy and faint and ill then it means your body is detoxing. I however think it is the major levels of blood sugar spikes and drops. I guess the symptoms and results are different for everybody.
I am all for healthy eating and exercising, but I don't think juicing is for me. I love food way too much. But I am not even done the cleanse yet. Who knows, maybe day 3 is the magical day where all my symptoms disappear and my body finally accepts the fact that I am not feeding it solids.
Either way, I will keep you guys posted once I finish.
Stay tuned.
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Also, these two books do not go hand in hand, I discovered. |